CHAOS INCARNATE! “Father” James Mitchell’s Misterably Faithful

Chaos! “Father” James Mitchell craves it — and for decades has caused it everywhere he’s gone. For the last many years, that’s been the National Wrestling Alliance.

Max the Impaler wallops Chris Adonis during the NWA Crockett Cup competition.

Most recently, this chaos manifested within his own “Miserably Faithful.” Tired of manipulation and abuse, Sal Rinauro and Gaagz the Gymp escaped Mitchell’s clutches. While the browbeaten besties threatened totear the faction asunder, some suggest the defection fortified The Sinister Minister’s army.

Now Mitchell’s sole focus is the destructive duo of Max the Impaler and Judais. Individually, each is terrifying. Combined, and guided by Mitchell’s diabolical genius, they could be unstoppable.

In round two of the Crockett Cup, the Miserably Faithful met Chris Adonis and Tyrus in a battle of behemoths. Mitchell’s miscreants appeared to be near equals to the the No. 2 seeded “Masterpiece” and “Great American Smash."

“Max and Judais stood their ground with the NWA World’s champion and No. 1 contender,” notes NWA Commentator Joe Galli. “That’s something I honestly don’t think many teams could do.” 

Some experts opine Tyrus and Adonis barely survived. When neither Judais or Mitchell could contain an enraged “Non-Binary Nightmare,” their opponents won by count out. 

Assuredly, this is far from the last fans see of the pair. Mitchell’s already eyeing tag team gold —whether that’s U.S. tag team champions The Country Gentlemen or World Tag champs Mecha Wolf and Bestia 666, La Rebelion.

“It doesn’t matter to me who we destroy,” Mitchell says with his trademark demonic laugh.

“One way or another,” he concludes, “My monsters will bring NWA gold back to the underworld!”