It’s Slime Time!

As If From the Primordial Ooze of a Nickelodean Game Show, The SlimeBallz Emerge As NWA Tag Title Contenders

Nobody is sure where “Slimeball City” is, but those in the National Wrestling Alliance are quickly becoming very familiar with its two most vocal residents!

For the last several months, The SlimeBallz have proven to be a disruptive force in the NWA tag division. And though Tommy Rant and Sage Chantz have yet to win gold, the filthy pair have more than impressed those watching.

“Every time those guys step into the ring, they show me something new,” says Joe Galli.

The NWA senior broadcaster was admittedly skeptical of the pair when they first arrived. Culled from Exodus Pro, Galli wasn’t sure what to make of Chantz and Rant, whose youthful appearance masks an incredible in-ring acumen.

“Like many, I was fooled,” he shares. “But then I was blown away by how genuinely talented they are!”

The SlimeBallz share outstanding tag team offense and an almost reckless disregard for their own bodies. Together they are quickly climbing the ranks toward NWA World and United States tag team title contention.

“I almost begrudgingly like these kids,” states NWA agent Dr. Tom Prichard. “They have a bright future, in my opinion.”

It’s high praise from a veteran whose career showcased tag team innovation and success around the world. Prichard predicts big things ahead for the young duo.

“They show me something new with every match,” the multiple-time champion continues. “It absolutely would not surprise me at all to see The SlimeBallz with NWA gold sooner rather than later.”